Supposedly This is Considered Avant Garde....

Call me crazy, but Yoko Ono makes shit music. Just because she was married to one of the greatest musicians of all times (John Lennon, for you slow learners out there) DOESN'T mean that any of his talent rubbed off on her. There is one category that Ono always hits the nail on the head: craziness. If Cartman was a skinny, asian, old lady, I bet he'd sound prettttty close to this...

Can You Believe We Live in this State...

Ch Ch Check out www.dumblaws.com for, you guessed it, DUMB LAWS.
Here are some ridiculous and true laws from the past and present for the good ol' state of Vermont that we call home.

-Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.

-At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.

-It is illegal to deny the existence of God.

Also, in city laws, all citizens must bath every Saturday night in Barre, VT.

Click on your home state to find more crazy laws!