As I wrote this post, I am operating on zero hours of sleep. Earlier today I had my last math tast and to put it frankly, I'm about as good at math as Amy Winehouse is at not doing drugs. I spent Alllllllllll last night studying and I owe it all to one friend: the Five-Hour Energy Shot. I know it's unhealthy and while I may be having some difficulties typing now due to my jittery hands, it was completely worth it. I was able to fully prepare myself for my test and still feel alert. I'm sure at about 2 P.M. later today I will collapse faster than David Hasselhoff drunkenly on a cheeseburger. That's not the point though. I find it interesting, as well as semi-frightening, that some company has concocted a substance that gives my body a false sense of alertness. The side effects might not be worth it though. Maybe next time I'll just try speed....
