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I. LOVE. WALMART.

-Let’s face it; we all have seen the people who obviously don’t have mirrors and/or family and friends to lock them in a basement, and they all seem to congregate at Walmart. It’s not everywhere that you can shop for milk at 10 a.m. next to a 400lb mother of 6 wearing a pink tube top, leopard tights, and hooker heels. Where else can one go to pick up underwear at 3 O’clock in the afternoon and spot the greatest mullet of all time paired with a mustard stained wife beater (which only accents the extreme amount of body hair) and camo pants that were actually used in Vietnam. And if you haven’t run into the 6’2” beast with a shaved head, rockin a wonder bra, flannel cutoff shirt, and jean shorts at 2 a.m. when you’re there to pick up frozen pizza, chips, and cookies, then you can get the f*ck out right now.

-Ch Ch Check out peopleofwalmart.com. I personally have nothing against Walmart. I, along with most of America, shop at Walmart for nearly everything we need. This site is simply a satirical social commentary of the extraordinary sights found at America’s favorite store. The website also justifies its outrageous photos in a fairly articulate and respectable manner. 'We are trying to have some fun here and there is a difference between someone who is mentally challenged and a person who has a fu Manchu and is still rocking MC Hammer pants". Walmart is Americana baby, ENJOY IT!
Here are a few personal favorites...

3 comments:

Taylor D. said...

ahahaha

What a good idea. I've heard stories, but a central point of the madness... that's wonderful.

Derek said...

Oh, you gotta love walmart. I feel like I saw a poll somewhere recently in which the people agreed that Walmart is the company most people identify as American - more so than Mcdonalds or any of that crap. And I guess that really says something, huh?

James said...

i like to think that Walmart itself reduces these people to buying there, just like it reduces its prices.

Taylor D. said...

ahahaha

What a good idea. I've heard stories, but a central point of the madness... that's wonderful.

Derek said...

Oh, you gotta love walmart. I feel like I saw a poll somewhere recently in which the people agreed that Walmart is the company most people identify as American - more so than Mcdonalds or any of that crap. And I guess that really says something, huh?

James said...

i like to think that Walmart itself reduces these people to buying there, just like it reduces its prices.