The Miracle that is the Energy Shot.
Posted by
Josh Hammond
on Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Labels:
amy winehouse,
five hour energy shot,
speed
As I wrote this post, I am operating on zero hours of sleep. Earlier today I had my last math tast and to put it frankly, I'm about as good at math as Amy Winehouse is at not doing drugs. I spent Alllllllllll last night studying and I owe it all to one friend: the Five-Hour Energy Shot. I know it's unhealthy and while I may be having some difficulties typing now due to my jittery hands, it was completely worth it. I was able to fully prepare myself for my test and still feel alert. I'm sure at about 2 P.M. later today I will collapse faster than David Hasselhoff drunkenly on a cheeseburger. That's not the point though. I find it interesting, as well as semi-frightening, that some company has concocted a substance that gives my body a false sense of alertness. The side effects might not be worth it though. Maybe next time I'll just try speed....
4 comments:
5-hour energy does work... but I felt like I broke into a hot sweat, like the reaction from a bad niacin overdose. Is that just me, or is this stuff liquid crack?
that's nuts. i've never had an engery drink before and i'm hoping i'll be able to get through finals without it.
haha how did this end up after all was said and done? hopefully not in a hot sweat
I have had few during some basketball games to...you know
When u first drink them u would feel like vomiting then eat an ices cream u then feel better
this energy drink feel very bad...taste bad like vomiting but actually gives u streingth tho
5-hour energy does work... but I felt like I broke into a hot sweat, like the reaction from a bad niacin overdose. Is that just me, or is this stuff liquid crack?
that's nuts. i've never had an engery drink before and i'm hoping i'll be able to get through finals without it.
haha how did this end up after all was said and done? hopefully not in a hot sweat
I have had few during some basketball games to...you know
When u first drink them u would feel like vomiting then eat an ices cream u then feel better
this energy drink feel very bad...taste bad like vomiting but actually gives u streingth tho
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